"I told you I would never say goodbye/Now I'm slipping on the tears you made me cry"

So apparently Trent Reznor is getting married. Yes, it is true. Trent Reznor is in love. And happy. Trent Reznor is happy. What a mindfuck. I remember when NIN played Hultsfred in 2005. Right before the band came onstage ominous clouds appeared from somewhere behind the Hawaii stage and started rolling in over the clear blue summer sky. They had barely started playing before a thunderstorm broke out. The sky went black, the crowd got drenched by the rain. It created exactly the right atmosphere. I swear Trent made the weather do it. It's so weird that he now twitters about tying the knot. But I am happy for him, of course. Still, this made me lol irl. I tried to imagine Mr Self Destruct watching Love Actually or Moonstruck and my mind went blank for ten seconds. I hope him and his fiancée have an Audrey Hepburn marathon followed by a Hugh Grant marathon (ugh, I can't believe I mentioned those two in the same sentence), because, as Oscar Wilde said: "The only way to get rid of WEIRD URGES is to yield to them."