and leave the birds all the trimmings

I have this urge to cut off my hair. All of it. It's so dry and damaged I might as well get rid of it. And I have never really cut my own hair before, just trimmed it. It seems like so much fun to chop everything off. I am pretty sure a crew cut would not be, erm, very becoming on me, but one shouldn't be too much in love with one's appearance. Besides, it will grow out again.