I think this is what pain feels like!

My back hurts when I move and sometimes when I don't move. It's not like, "Ohh, a little needle in a vertebra," it's more like "FUCKFUCKFUCKCAN'TBREATHE *cries out in pain*". Since Google has the answer to everything I typed in 'lumbago' in the little box and apparently there is nothing you can do about it except pop ibuprofen pills and wait for it to go away, which it does after one to 'a few' weeks. Well, isn't that just splendid. In two weeks I might be able to turn my head - or even my whole upper body! - and laugh really hard without getting a cramp in my back and nearly falling over.

Gleeheehee