Beyond the Debatable Hills

i'm listening to cheftak

2011-05-02T15:55:00.000+02:00

(couldn't think of a title)

My uni will pay the tuition fees for our semester abroad, hooray! Fingers crossed for Beirut.

I listened to "Ring P1" this morning before I went to class. I love every single person who calls in to that radio programme, I really do. One of the callers complained that children nowadays are unhappy and discontent because their parents only care about facebooking and shopping. How does he know this? He has seen it. When he goes out walking he very rarely sees happy, harmonious children. No, he can see in their faces that they feel sad and neglected. And apparently everyone in this country has low self-esteem except 11-year-olds from middle class families, who are all full of themselves.

Things I wish people wouldn't be so hysterical about:

~ * the royal wedding *~
the death of Usama bin Ladin

"A dream is a wish your heart makes... If you keep on believing the dream that you wish will come true"

2011-03-23T14:31:00.000+01:00

"Fleming is part of a small but resolute group of American "Harry hunters," aspiring princesses who are crossing the ocean in hopes of capturing the redheaded royal's heart (and the tiara that comes with it)."

This is the funniest thing I've read all week. These girls' obsession with British royalty is both disturbing and hilarious. Apparently one of them didn't date in high school because she wanted to "hold out for royalty"and she only reads books with happy endings.

Two dying swans

2011-02-25T14:34:00.000+01:00

Someone pouring wine, lord, or marrow into the bones of the birches

2011-02-22T00:43:00.000+01:00

“Joanna stood out. Firstly, she was so beautiful. Then, when I asked her and her group about their backgrounds, and asked them to perform, she wanted to play something of her own. There followed a gorgeous, sophisticated piece on the harp, which made me realise that we didn’t just have a performer here – we had a composer. I spent a lot of time during that camp one-to-one with her. That first meeting was very powerful.

I’d been interested in the harp music of Argentina and Venezuela since my 20s, music I came across quite by chance. It involves fiery, flying fingerwork and playing different rhythms with different hands – very different from the Celtic harp music that Joanna had learned. She became obsessed with it, just as I had. When we lined up for dinner every night, on the edge of this beautiful redwood forest, she’d still be up in the trees, tooling and tooling, the sun going down, trying to master it. I could tell this was an important shift for her playing. When she finally got it, she was delighted.

Her mother sent me a copy of her first CD, The Milk-Eyed Mender, saying Joanna wants you to have it, but please be warned about the vocals. I started listening properly and yes, her voice was jarring, but I was amazed at how beautiful her poetry was, and her playing, too – you can hear all those rhythms from the camp running through her work. She gave me a credit, which was very sweet of her.

I met her again a few years ago, backstage after a concert, when she was touring with a band, playing her second album, Ys. There were lots of hugs. I was delighted that there were people from camp still playing with her, too. I respect her so much. She’s doing such incredible things: not selling out, just following her muse.

”

—	Diana Stork, Harp teacher, Lark in the Morning Folk Camp, Mendocino, California

WHY WAS I NEVER SENT TO A PLACE CALLED "LARK IN THE MORNING FOLK CAMP" WHEN I WAS A KID?

Mori dollies

2011-02-10T00:47:00.000+01:00

I think I could go to Tokyo just for shopping clothes.

grimoire, sm2, wonderrocket

snake arms

2011-02-09T01:58:00.000+01:00

This afternoon, after my singing lesson ("singing"), I went to my first belly dancing class. Most of the people there had done it before, so I felt I had an excuse for being so lousy at it.

Tomorrow I will go to my Arabic class and buy vintage dresses on Etsy. What jolly good fun it will be!

roll hips, roll hips, roll hips, roll hips

dial lucky number, dial 1996

2011-01-29T19:56:00.000+01:00

Just look at that design, Pave. I'm sure you wish you had the talent to create such a thing of beauty.

The sisters Graaf are back, but now there are three of them (also their faces have changed slightly). Saaay whaaaaaaaaaaaaat! They have released a "highly anticipated" album, apparently. I'm sure it's filled with autotuned delights.

I have no idea what is going on in this video. First they sneak in somewhere, then they do a crappy dance routine in hot pink dresses, then there's an old man holding a piece of paper that has the word "THREE" written on it, then they do the same crappy dance routine in front of panorama windows - oh! and once again they do the dance routine in hot pink dresses. Um... compelling...?

Somewhere

2010-12-05T22:43:00.000+01:00

Watched Somewhere tonight. Unexpectedly, it was sort of... a comedy, what with the awkward pole dancing and embarrassing sex and general ridiculousness of the main character and the people who sucked up to him. It still had the gorgeous visuals&soundtrack typical of Sofia Coppola's films. Too bad about the ending. If I were to buy the DVD I would turn it off when he is in the helicopter and pretend the last couple of scenes don't exist.

so much snooowwwwww!

2010-12-02T16:52:00.000+01:00

"They flew over woods and lakes, over sea and land; below them roared the wild wind; the wolves howled and the snow crackled; over them flew the black screaming crows, and above all shone the moon, clear and bright,—and so Kay passed through the long winter’s night, and by day he slept at the feet of the Snow Queen."

H. C. Andersen, The Snow Queen

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

2010-11-22T00:56:00.001+01:00

Facebook is so annoyinnnng. It won't let me upload photos the way I want to, so... fuck it. And for some reason thumbnails don't work in iPhoto Library. Obviously this is a big problem.

our brain cells the universe

2010-11-11T17:54:00.000+01:00

"they're gonna think, 'ohh, a forrreigner, i wanna marry a forrreigner!'"

2010-11-09T17:59:00.000+01:00

Miss Dashwood suggested I create a (fake) profile on a matrimony website and assured me that the next day I would have messages from weird, desperate men. So I did (with Nikhil's guidance), and guess what! Someone sent me a message today. He seems normal enough, but his profile was still pretty funny. He kept bragging about how wealthy and successful he and his family are. XD

The return of the hair flip

2010-10-30T18:03:00.000+02:00

They have to take drugs to be able to do it, but they enjoy it!

2010-10-30T18:02:00.000+02:00

YOU KNOW THAT I COULD USE SOMEBODEH - SOMEONE LIKE YOU OOOHH OOOH OHH OOOHH OOOH OHH!

2010-10-23T00:36:00.000+02:00

“Now it's cool to have 14 people in your band doing everything but contributing musically, running around with a helmet on your head, hitting it with a drumstick. You gotta look at what you're in this for: the love of music? The fame? You can have all that if you're smart and play your cards right and don't become a dick."

- the drummer of Kings of Leon in Spin Magazine

Oh, so the helmet thing wasn't just a fun gimmick for their gigs? They did that for the fame? They didn't gain their following because they write music that people like and because they're a good live band, but because they have - gasp - seven band members (yeah, seven, not fourteen)?* Ok then. Any band that doesn't consist of four young men who play lead guitar, rhythm guitar, drums and maybe keyboards doesn't love music and is only "in this" to become famous. If you're not as bland and boring as Kings of Leon, you're a pretentious dick.

Instruments Richard Parry (the helmet guy) plays: double bass, celesta, keyboards, drums, electric guitar, accordion. Instruments Nathan Followill plays: drums, guitar.

"Hey! Us kids know - you need to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down, Nate!"

*Nobody likes the London Philharmonic Orchestra because they're good, it's because they have, like, 100 members. All those violinists can't possibly contribute musically!

NATURALLY SHE IS BLONDE AND HAS BIG YOU-KNOW-WHATS

2010-10-14T20:51:00.000+02:00

"A Bollywood film depicting racial-related violence against an Indian living in Melbourne has been slammed as “insensitive” by critics in India.

The film, called Crook: It’s Good To Be Bad, was reportedly inspired by the recent violent attacks on Indian students in Victoria, and has been labeled as "venom that's spewed against Australians".

The movie is about an Indian who moves to Melbourne, a city depicted in the film as full of street violence between Australians and Indian students.

Local men are depicted as drunken louts, while women are portrayed as immoral, the Herald Sun reported.

"The film tries to pack in every sensational aspect of racism that is possible. There's a white woman who pole dances and sleeps with (the male lead) with equal fervour," a review in India Today said.

"Naturally she is blonde and has big you-know-whats. There is a Australian man, her brother, Russell, who goes around hitting and bullying Indians. There is no other word for it. It's terrible. More than that, it is badly directed."

"A country of ex-convicts. A country where they sleep with each other without marrying. A country where they don't take care of their families. Yes that's the sort of venom that's spewed against the Australians in Crook," another India Today reviewer wrote.

One reviewer on film website bollyspice.com said "Crook is far too insensitive a film".

Last year, a series of violent incidents involving Indian students in Melbourne received international attention, with tensions reaching a high point after students and cab drivers launched a protest in mid-2009.

Outlook magazine also issued a 10-page special titled: “Why Aussies Hate Us,” as part of intense Indian media coverage of the issue.

The idea for the film came from a visit to a convenience store in Melbourne, Director Mohit Suri said.

"As the news flashed 'Over 20 incidents of curry bashing have taken place in Sydney and Melbourne in the past 30 days', I found myself standing outside a 24-hour convenient store in the Sunshine district of Melbourne city in search of a story," he told an Indian entertainment website.

"Inside the very same store one of the most brutal racist attacks had taken place just a few months back. The events as told to me were horrifying, about how an Indian was brutally beaten up only because of his colour and religion."
However, an ad for accommodation made him realise there was racism in all societies, he said."

Seems like a really stupid film, but this article is pretty funny.

found here
original source

omg yay!

2010-10-12T21:21:00.000+02:00

New album in November!

Souad Massi, flawless goddess.

Det är bra, fortsätt gå heeeeela vägen över Öresundsbron

2010-10-06T13:05:00.000+02:00

"Helt central för oss är också FN:s deklaration om de mänskliga fri- och rättigheterna. Partiet tar starkt avstånd ifrån diskriminering av människor på grundval av kön, religiös och politisk tillhörighet eller etnisk bakgrund."

- Sverigedemokraternas principprogram

COOL STORY BRO.

"I går kväll samlades många tusen människor för att ... ropa ut sin avsky mot ...

den rasism som säger att du är inte lika mycket värd som jag... Det är inte värdigt en demokrati som vår att göra skillnad på människor."

- Eva Brunne

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2010-10-05T00:14:00.001+02:00

I COULDN'T BREATHE. i was laughing too hard

2010-09-29T13:16:00.000+02:00

Talented actress turns out to also be a talented writer:

"I was losing it. I was going to pass out.

I forced in a deep breath and tried to talk myself down. I was fine. It wasn't like I was anywhere dangerous. I was on a dance floor, in the most exclusive nightclub in Paris. People lined up all night in the freezing cold for even a chance to stand where I was now.

It didn't help. The techno beat thrummed into my brain, five notes repeating over and over and over until I knew I'd have to scream. The crowd pushed even closer and I couldn't move my arms, could barely turn my head, and I had a sudden vision of this being forever, an eternity packed in this tiny space as confining as a coffin.

Like my father's coffin. Did he have a coffin? Was he even buried? Did anyone even know when he died? Was he alone, lost in the jungle? Was he attacked by animals? Was he found and tortured? Had he prayed for us to save him before it was too late?"

- excerpt from Elixir by Hilary Duff

Such beautiful prose, as purple as the cover of the novel itself!

read the first chapter

found here

One of the 94.3 percent

2010-09-21T10:39:00.000+02:00

I THINK THIS PICTURE SAYS IT ALL.

aaaaaoooooooooooooooooo

2010-09-08T12:19:00.000+02:00

Becoming a Jackal. Fantastic album, I can't stop listening to it.

Here's Anna Karina, just because she's cute:

oh, come over here, baby

2010-08-23T22:50:00.001+02:00

I've been laughing at this picture for a good ten minutes. Goooddddd. XD I'm so glad I am not famous and have every unfortunate picture of myself floating around on the internet.

And now for something completely different: cold weather Chloé, since autumn is on its way.

This hasn't become a fashion blog, I just like Chloé, ok?

Next exit

2010-07-20T05:34:00.001+02:00

HEY ISN'T THERE AN UNNATURAL EMPTY SPACE BETWEEN SAM AND KESSLER?

WHY YES, THAT'S WHERE CARLOS SHOULD BE.

So apparently der Dengler has left Interpol (it's old news, really, but not for me). I am pissed off, even though I have no right to be. I don't remember the last time I listened to them and I don't actively keep track of them anymore, so I don't feel like I have that special (one-way) connection with the band that makes it acceptable for me to take his departure personally. If I hadn't signed up for their newsletter years ago I probably would never have checked their website again.

/shitty writing courtesy of half past five ante meridiem

"Will you marry me?" - "With this ring - YES!"

2010-07-17T02:21:00.000+02:00

I have tried to find clips from The Hills and The City on youtube, but evil MTV have had them all removed. Boo! I wanted to have Spencer's proposal to Heidi (I cannot get over their names btw, BWAHAHA) and other gems here on my blog. Oh well. I hope that, when they have squeezed out all that's left of the characters (yeah, let's call them that), MTV will do re-runs of the series forever. Because I love laughing at those characters. Don't give me that look, I'm not as horrible as I sound. I do think that smirking at the less intelligent is bad, but most of us like to mock people who make us feel better about ourselves simply because we feel we are better than them. It's not an admirable trait, but I have it. Let me try to justify my mean little habit: Surely laughing at stupid people who are, in additon, cold, self-centred and spoiled can't be that bad?

Neat

2010-05-31T19:52:00.001+02:00

http://www.musicphilosophy.co.uk/

Now I shall email Miss Pavithra.

I never would have guessed you were in your thirties!

2010-05-30T18:01:00.003+02:00

Term is over. FINALLY. Since I handed in my last home exam I have done nothing but reading (Drömfakulteten - Sara Stridsberg, Illusionerna - Sophie von Knorring) and watching Mad Men. We're at season 2 now (i.e. J & I). I must say it's very, very addictive. Also I love the clothes, drool drool. I have to go to uni one last time tomorrow, because I've forgotten to pay for my textbook in Palestinian Arabic. It's a shame I missed the last lesson, because the course was so much fun. I console myself by thinking that I can continue learning on my own since I have the book.

It has been a week since I went to my first Joanna Newsom gig. She was fantastic and so was her band. The drummer likes to play barefoot because he wants to feel the vibrations in the floor. I salute you, Neil. The pleasure of music is enhanced when you can feel it, physically.

The setlist was as follows, except I don't remember the order of the songs:

'81

Have One On Me

Soft As Chalk

Easy

Good Intentions Paving Company

The Book of Right-On

Kingfisher

Autumn

Inflammatory Writ

Monkey & Bear

Peach, Plum, Pear

******************

Baby Birch

you cross the border of my heart

2010-03-02T18:01:00.001+01:00

FUCK YES MY COPY ARRIVED TODAY

L'hiver est l'enfer

2010-02-22T17:16:00.001+01:00

Wish:

Sleep until April.

bullet point update without bullets

2010-01-19T21:08:00.002+01:00

Passed my re-sit (with a very small marginal). This must mean I am not a complete failure.

It is nice to have someone who doesn't judge you and tells you you're amazing even though it is the week when you are an insane, hormonal monster.

Pink and floral prints are lifesavers when you wish you could wish January away.

I don't give a fuck about weight or money HA HA HA watcha gonna do about it?

Avatar would have been amazing if it hadn't been for the story and the dialogue. OH JAMES CAMERON NO!

There is clearly something wrong with Beppo when he is wearing his costume too

2009-12-17T22:51:00.003+01:00

I think that I, in a fit of hedonism, shall watch a DVD now instead of revising.

"Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake! "

2009-12-12T23:39:00.003+01:00

Go team 3arabi!

I love the administration for making us write an exam at 9 am on a Saturday morning. It went pretty well, though. Only one left now. I can do this!

By the way, I watched Aladdin dubbed to Arabic (Egyptian dialect, I think) today. "Ya Gaaaafar..." It was pretty awesome. I can also recommend watching Braveheart and Monsters Inc. in Arabic. Actually, I take back what I just said about Braveheart because we didn't finish watching it. I have tried watching it before but that film makes me writhe in agony.

"LA TAKTOUBI!"

2009-11-27T00:52:00.003+01:00

I never update this thing anymore. Well, that is not entirely true, but I don't update nearly as often as I used to. That saddens me. Whatever did I write about all the time before? My life must have been extremely interesting eighteen months ago. No, actually it's more likely that writing about nothing in particular just doesn't amuse me very much at the moment. This blog has always been pretty much an open letter to Pave and since I write her epic emails now, maybe I don't need my blog so much anymore. Also, I am a busy person now. I take my studies reasonably seriously. I no longer have time to waste on this pointless self-indulgence! I'm busy learning important things, like the names of the colours.

Florence of Arabia interprets the Spice Girls

2009-10-19T01:46:00.000+02:00

How can you defend a child rapist?

2009-09-30T23:48:00.001+02:00

Excuse me while I go find my soap box.

Okay. Woody Allen, David Lynch, Whoopi "it wasn't rape-rape and they had had sex before the not rape-rape incident" Goldberg and everybody else who defends Roman Polanski need to STFU and go DIAF. For fuck's sake. The man drugged and raped a 13-year-old and then the bastard ran away! That is what he did, no matter how famous he is or how good a film maker he is. And yes, the victim just wants the whole thing to go away which I sympathise with completely. This whole thing should have gone away thirty years ago. The reason it didn't is that Roman Polanski did not accept full responsibility for his actions. He belongs in prison.

Well said:

Also, *RAAAAAAAGE*

"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent"

2009-09-21T18:42:00.003+02:00

I have nothing to say. Music I like recently:

Grouper

Emily Haines & the Soft Skeleton

Unicornios del mar

2009-09-07T03:27:00.003+02:00

Today I thought, I should take advantage of the fact that I already know the (Arabic) alphabet and try to get ahead by starting on Hourani. Then I didn't. I am such a sensible person when it comes to planning. The problem is that time always sneaks out the back without telling me where it's going and there I stand like a fool, it is four o'clock in the afternoon, I am still in my pyjamas and I have gotten nothing done. Never mind. NARWHALS!

"Can I touch it?" - "NO!"

2009-08-25T12:40:00.004+02:00

Around 3:18 - wow, the staff at my kindergarten should have seen this. Of course, they never bothered to ask if they could "touch it," they just went ahead and did it anyway. They really went for it too. They used to reach down and give it a good long ruffle. And you know what? When I expressly told them to stop, yeah you guessed right, they didn't. They just laughed and ruffled some more, even when I tried to run away from them. Because why should we respect cute little 4-year-old chilluns' personal space? If we want to invade it, they can't really do anything about it since us being adults means that in addition to being about twenty times stronger than them, we have a natural authority over them that makes it very hard for them to tell us to stop doing something they don't like to them. Of course that gives us the right to ruffle cute little caffè latte* chilluns' hair as much as we want (we'd probably do it to ~*exotic-looking*~ adults too if we could get away with it).

I know that they will never read this and if they do they won't know it's me, but since I never got to say this to them as a child even though I really, really wanted to, I'm going to say it now: FUCK. YOU. BITCHES. :D

*Don't refer to me as "caffè latte" or any other stupid name you come up with. No, I don't care how well meaning you are or how ~*beautiful*~ you think people of ~*mixed heritage*~ are. That's not the point, weirdo.

Yeah so anyway

2009-08-20T13:40:00.010+02:00

I've had an idea for the sing-along blog for ages but I'm too lazy to write it up. Instead, here's a picspam.

I don't want to be part of your scene

2009-08-03T04:10:00.005+02:00

omg yay

According to their respective websites they play on the same day (idgaf about the other bands). Fingers crossed, fingers crossed! I might be able to make it to this one (fingers crossed again, fingers crossed again), because Popaganda is in Stockholm, which is only 40 minutes away by train. The only problem is that it's around that time that I'm moving to Lund... Why must important things always get in the way of my life?

Oh, do marry me, Tracyanne.*

*Photo by

Don't ask me why I'm up at this hour.

Let's do it againnn!

2009-08-03T01:59:00.002+02:00

My life according to Okkervil River

Answer these questions using song titles from ONE ARTIST only.
Try not to repeat. Repost as “my life according to (artist name)”

Pick your Artist:
Okkervil River

Are you a Male or a Female:
A Girl in Port

Describe Yourself:
Black Sheep Boy

How do you feel:
Bruce Wayne Campbell Interviewed on the Roof of the Chelsea Hotel, 1979

Describe where you currently live:
In a Radio Song

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Lost Coastlines

Your Favorite form of Transportation:
Starry Stairs

Your Best Friend is:
Lady Liberty

You and your best friends are:
Missing Children

Favorite Time of Day:
Black

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Savannah Smiles

What is life to you:
A Forest

Your last relationship:
Stand Ins, Three

Current Relationship:
Last Love Song for Now

Your fear:
Happy Hearts

What is the best advice you have to give:
Don't Fall in Love with Everyone You See (that's not a song, but shhh)

Thought for the day:
Our Life Is Not a Movie or Maybe

How I would like to die:
John Allyn Smith Sails

My motto:
No Key, No Plan

My life according to Kate Bush

2009-08-03T01:22:00.002+02:00

Because Dr Horrible did it...

Answer these questions using song titles from ONE ARTIST only.
Try not to repeat. Repost as “my life according to (artist name)”

Pick your Artist:
Kate Bush

Are you a Male or a Female:
Waking the Witch

Describe Yourself:
Symphony in Blue

How do you feel:
Stranded at the Moonbase

Describe where you currently live:
A Coral Room

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Egypt

Your Favorite form of Transportation:
The Dreaming

Your Best Friend is:
The Kick Inside

You and your best friends are:
Army Dreamers

Favorite Time of Day:
Nocturn

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Suspended in Gaffa

What is life to you:
Strange Phenomena

Your last relationship:
Leave It Open

Current Relationship:
All We Ever Look For

Your fear:
James and the Cold Gun

What is the best advice you have to give:
Walk Straight Down the Middle

Thought for the day:
Eat the Music

How I would like to die:
Cloudbusting

My motto:
Deeper Understanding

And now the gifs dooon't woooooork

2009-07-26T00:24:00.003+02:00

Oh blogger, thou art a heartless bitch.
Good thing I have photobucket!

Let's try again - Jim Parsons being weird & adorable:

Oh, and I should also mention that I want Sheldon's t-shirts. All of them.

draws little hearts around pictures of Sheldon

2009-07-26T00:07:00.005+02:00

Jim Parsons is so adooooooooorable!

"But if you are scared, if you are blue, I'll prepare a small song for you"

2009-07-15T14:51:00.004+02:00

I am tired of waiting for her new album. I want to hear a studio version of Esame/Sweet Esame/Esme/whatever people choose to call it.

I think this is what pain feels like!

2009-07-07T01:56:00.005+02:00

My back hurts when I move and sometimes when I don't move. It's not like, "Ohh, a little needle in a vertebra," it's more like "FUCKFUCKFUCKCAN'TBREATHE *cries out in pain*". Since Google has the answer to everything I typed in 'lumbago' in the little box and apparently there is nothing you can do about it except pop ibuprofen pills and wait for it to go away, which it does after one to 'a few' weeks. Well, isn't that just splendid. In two weeks I might be able to turn my head - or even my whole upper body! - and laugh really hard without getting a cramp in my back and nearly falling over.

Gleeheehee

Så går en födelsedag ifrån vårt liv och kommer icke mer

2009-07-02T23:58:00.003+02:00

Idag (eller igår, beroende på när jag publicerar det här) fyllde Roger år. Det blev jordgubbstårta och kaffe i trädgården med en hel orkester av mygg i bakgrunden. Roger fick strumpor, nya kläder, Snabba cash och en dinosauriecykeltuta i present. Han fick också äran att höja sadeln på min cykel, så nu kan jag svischa nerför Carolinabacken igen.

"Eye-an Curtis tog ju livet av sig vid 23 års ålder - hoppas verkligen att det inte finns några paralleller där"

2009-06-30T12:41:00.004+02:00

Svår Ung Man och nedlåtande journalister med korkade frågor. Roligare kan det knappast bli.

Rätt skysst musik i alla fall:

Rabbit where'd you put the keys girl

2009-06-29T19:56:00.002+02:00

Sometimes I forget how much I love Tori Amos. For a while I don't think about her much, don't listen to her albums. Then I come across some interview or video with her and I become fascinated again.

"Jesus, if I saw somebody destroying a piano I'd fucking murder them. Wouldn't think twice."

I want to like her new songs, but I haven't really felt anything she has done after Scarlet's Walk and I don't think I will even buy Abnormally Attracted to Sin. Too bad. But I still have the old albums and she will always be my piano heroine.

and leave the birds all the trimmings

2009-06-25T05:04:00.003+02:00

I have this urge to cut off my hair. All of it. It's so dry and damaged I might as well get rid of it. And I have never really cut my own hair before, just trimmed it. It seems like so much fun to chop everything off. I am pretty sure a crew cut would not be, erm, very becoming on me, but one shouldn't be too much in love with one's appearance. Besides, it will grow out again.

Roskilde 2009

2009-06-22T22:09:00.002+02:00

I dislike most things about festivals. The mud, living in a tent - especially since it always rains, being dirty all the time, drunk people who scream the wrong lyrics to "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" all night long, the smell - oh god, the horrid, horrid smell - of piss and puke everywhere, getting sick on the second day and stumbling around with a fever for the rest of the time, being unable to get away from people for even a few minutes, feeling drained from the constant high level of noise and stress...

Having said all that, look on this band list, ye mighty, and despair. See, the music makes it all worth it (almost). I am prepared to feel like shit for one week, give or take a few days, every year if it means I can go to as many gigs as I want during that time.

Bands I haven't seen that I really, really want to see:

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Fever Ray
Fleet Foxes
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Deerhoof
Get Well Soon
Glasvegas
Marissa Nadler

I kind of want to go to Arvika Festival too, but Roskilde just seems a liiitle bit better. They have Marissa and Nick Cave after all. Now, who wants to spend a fuckload of money, that they really should save, on short notice?

...

Anyone?

ÖFJÄCASäodIÄFIJO

2009-06-15T15:09:00.003+02:00

MEN FAAAN JÄVLA HELVETES SKIT VARFÖR GÅR INTE CORALNE LÄNGRE JAG VILLE JU SE DEN PÅ BIO I 3D AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JÄVLA KUK-SF-HELVETE JAG SKA FANIMEJ BÖRJA LADDA NER FILMER BARA FÖR DETTA FAN TA DEM.

Empty hand

2009-05-31T23:02:00.004+02:00

I watched Karate Kid yesterday.

"I told you I would never say goodbye/Now I'm slipping on the tears you made me cry"

2009-05-15T20:47:00.004+02:00

So apparently Trent Reznor is getting married. Yes, it is true. Trent Reznor is in love. And happy. Trent Reznor is happy. What a mindfuck. I remember when NIN played Hultsfred in 2005. Right before the band came onstage ominous clouds appeared from somewhere behind the Hawaii stage and started rolling in over the clear blue summer sky. They had barely started playing before a thunderstorm broke out. The sky went black, the crowd got drenched by the rain. It created exactly the right atmosphere. I swear Trent made the weather do it. It's so weird that he now twitters about tying the knot. But I am happy for him, of course. Still, this made me lol irl. I tried to imagine Mr Self Destruct watching Love Actually or Moonstruck and my mind went blank for ten seconds. I hope him and his fiancée have an Audrey Hepburn marathon followed by a Hugh Grant marathon (ugh, I can't believe I mentioned those two in the same sentence), because, as Oscar Wilde said: "The only way to get rid of WEIRD URGES is to yield to them."

"Before you know I'll be over the water like a swallow"

2009-04-25T23:12:00.004+02:00

Perhaps this seems to come out of the blue, but it doesn't. At least not for me.

I don't know why I applied to Uppsala University at all. I really don't want to stay here another year. And when I say "really don't want to" I mean I'd rather have a Hugh Grant marathon followed by a Rolling Stones marathon followed by a Charles Dickens audiobook marathon. For those of you who don't understand how much I do not want that, this picture illustrates it pretty well:

I want to stay in Uppsala as much as Dan wants Rorschach to die.

If I don't get in at Lund I want to start studying next year and work abroad for a while first. I'm thinking fruit picking in Australia (hey, I've always wanted to go there) or something like that. In fact, I might do it even if I get in at Lund this year. See, if I start (the equivalent of) a BA in Arabic next semester, I'll be done the year I turn 25. Who knows where my wanderlust might have gone by then?

My favourite Kate Bush song: hxxp://www.sendspace.com/file/racc6x
Change the x's to t's.

Children of the night... how wooden their acting is

2009-04-21T02:25:00.003+02:00

Watched Dracula (1931). This was my impression of it:

Seriously, the years have not been kind to this flick. There was nothing scary or interesting about anything in it; it was just unbearably dull and Bela Lugosi made me laugh.

AMAZON FAAAAIIIIIIL!

2009-04-13T22:12:00.003+02:00

ORLY? What is their problem? Fail on you, Amazon. Fail. On. You.

Amazon Rank.

Lorne :'(

2009-04-02T19:59:00.001+02:00

What? WHAT?! Nooooooooooooo! He was awesome. This makes me sad.

"Please, drop me. What do I have to do? I'm tired of sucking corporate dick."

2009-03-30T12:47:00.004+02:00

Amanda Palmer, how I love thee, let me count the ways.

When I listen to this song I imagine her sitting on a window ledge in New York with a towel around her head, strumming a guitar and staring dreamily into the night.

The background to this song: Amanda Palmer wants her record company to drop her because they don't understand her (or her fans). Anyway, it doesn't matter that they refuse to promote her solo album, because how did The Dresden Dolls gain their cult following? Through word of mouth on the internet. How have people found out about Who Killed Amanda Palmer, and how will they find out about it in the future? Through word of mouth on the internet. Pwnd, Roadrunner Records.

"This is your brain on death. Any questions?"

2009-03-20T23:07:00.003+01:00

Why have I not watched MST3K before?

Also, this:

I mean, in the comic he's the Superman kind of ugly, but film Ozymandias is all ~*pretty in purple*~ and has a silly little fringe thingy. In the boys folder he goes!

Hrm

2009-03-16T00:34:00.002+01:00

Watchmen was okay. As much as I looked forward to it, I never expected it to be the best thing ever (I expected it to be really good visually, which it was), because I don't think it's possible to adapt it to a film that even comes close to being as good as the comic. I did squee, silently, at the parts where the film was exactly like the comic, for example when The Comedian is thrown out of the window and when Rorschach jumps onto the The Comedian's balcony, and when they had lifted lines directly from the book. So yeah, I liked it visually and I liked that they had made a noticeable attempt to stay close to the source material. However, some things that were in the film could have been cut out of it and some things that weren't in the film could have been added too it. For example, it felt pointless to have Bubastis in the film. She's just this weird cat-like pet that you get to see for about three minutes without understanding what she means to Veidt and then he kills her. I didn't mind the squid-less ending. :p It made sense to have Dr Manhattan indirectly blow up all those cities instead of introducing ~*the terrible monster squid OUT OF SPACE (but not really)*~. I liked the monster squid in the comic because the comic is bizarrely funny in a way the film isn't. I mean, in the comic you get all these self-depricating (since it's very much a comic about comics), tongue-in-cheek things like Hollis talking about how ridiculous it is, really, to dress up in a costume to fight crime and Dollar Bill getting shot because his cape gets caught in a door. So the squid is like a joke. A serious joke. Like the comic - after all it's just a comic.

Things I missed:

Rorschach's sugar cubes!
The hovercrafts and Daniel's snow owl costume.
The magazine/newspaper vendor and the boy who reads The Black Freighter.
Loads of the symbols - they tried to fit a lot of them in, but it didn't quite work.
The politics. It was there, but not enough. I can see why, but still...

with scarves of red tied round their throats to keep their little heads from falling in the snow

2009-03-13T02:50:00.002+01:00

AÖDSKFJÖDIFJÖAJÖJFDKFKM I love them.

Also, Fever Ray. And Welle:Erdball - nostalgia!

I don't really feel like going to a festival this summer, but I dunno... I might change my mind. If anyone else is up for going to Arvika, that is.

2009-03-08T16:44:00.003+01:00

Here I am in my brother's flat. I've started to unpack my things and soon I will do my laundry. What an exciting day. Since I'm in Sweden now, I have to talk about the weather because that's what Swedes do. The weather is gloomy. The sky is a light shade of grey, it's drizzling, and the snow is melting, showing brown patches of ground. The leafless trees outside my window look solemn. I have a cold. I have cramps. I haven't had enough sleep so I find myself staring vacantly out the window because my brain isn't working.

So yeah, my first day here has been a bit of a bitch. Oh well. I'll feel better tomorrow (if I don't get a fever).

With love and squalor,
Ranulph C.

"Many scenes of Dr. Manhattan's computer generated penis swinging about"

2009-03-06T15:46:00.004+01:00

I should be packing, but I just had to update, because this is the funniest review I have ever read. How did this woman get into her head that Watchmen is aimed at children? Is it because it's based on a comic? Is it because of the action figures? Seriously, if you think that all comics are for children you've been living under a rock for, I don't know, the past 20 years - probably more. And there are loads of adults who collect action figures because they grew up collecting them, just like there are many adults who collect My Little Ponies and Star Wars memorabilia. It's true that some parents are too stupid to bring their kids to a movie that is appropriate for them, but that doesn't mean that the movie has been marketed for children. I won't even go into how much she misses the point of Watchmen... I am laughing as I type.

2009-03-04T19:45:00.002+01:00

I got my laptop back from PC World today! I have all my music and pictures and documents once more. My old settings are gone, but I'm sure I can get help with fixing that. Neeeeek-heeeeel...

I know, I finally update and it's, like, four sentences about my computer.

My housemate is a hobbit

2009-02-05T22:20:00.000+01:00

I'm convinced that one of my housemates is a hobbit. I know what you're thinking, but I'm not some delusional fantasy geek. I've got proof: he needs at least seven meals a day; he likes to smoke *cough* pipe-weed; he has hairy feet; he has lots of hair on his head as well - I mean, a proper Meriadoc haircut; and he doesn't like to leave the house to go on adventures. Okay, so he's slightly taller than 3 ft 6" and, well, not stout, but still, there are a lot of indications that he is a hobbit. I'm not a huge Tolkien fan, but I think it's pretty cool that I live with someone from the Shire.

Batman, if you're watching...

2009-01-28T11:42:00.002+01:00

Batman's Gonna Get Shot in the Face

It seems like everyone agrees that the world doesn't need Batman; Batman needs a psychotherapist.

Recent activities

2009-01-17T21:57:00.002+01:00

Making Ganesha bounce on Nikhil R's hair.
Putting things in Nikhil V's hair.
Annoying Kuh-shamz.
Reading Dracula.

Also, watch this video.

Happy solstice!

2008-12-23T00:01:00.005+01:00

It's been already, but whatever.

I'm going up north tomorrow. There will be snow, and if I'm lucky, slightly drunken relatives. And Karl-Bertil Jonsson and Kan du vissla, Johanna? of course.

Karl-Bertil Jonsson, a young Communist.

Don't let Cthulhu eat you!

The CLAWS OF AWESOME - soon in a cinema near you

2008-12-16T20:22:00.000+01:00

YesyesyesyesyesyesYES.

Så skulle jag också ha reagerat

2008-12-16T02:35:00.000+01:00

"En grupp barn ~7 pratar om Halloween.
Pojke 1: Tänk om man vore ett monster.
De andra: Läskigt!
Pojke 2: Tänk om man vore Dracula.
De andra: Uuuusch!
Pojke 1: Christer Sjögren!
De andra barnen (skriker): Aaahh! (och springer iväg åt olika håll i panik)"

- http://www.tjuvlyssnat.se/barn/svts-halloween-special-dubbelavsnitt-av-dansbandskampen

Dirty eurodisco dancing

2008-12-12T14:18:00.000+01:00

"Ein, zwei, die!"

2008-12-07T18:54:00.001+01:00

Norwegians get eaten by Nazi zombies. This I've got to see.

listen:

2008-12-07T12:51:00.001+01:00

there's a hell of a good universe next door; let's go

- e e cummings

"The night I was born I swear the moon turned a fire red"

2008-12-05T02:33:00.004+01:00

"I WANT MY ROCK STARS DEAD!"
- Bill Hicks

(except richey)

Computer skillz - I has them

2008-12-01T15:04:00.002+01:00

Look what I found! I made that in my first year because for some reason all the students in my department had to learn basic html and create a simple website. I didn't think it would be there anymore.

"I want something's flesh!"

2008-11-25T14:59:00.002+01:00

"So, will you ever stop quoting W&I?" you ask.
"No! It is too awesome and quotable," quoth I.

I had two pieces of chicken yesterday. I just felt like it and it tasted good. However, I felt slightly sick when I was going to bed, so I won't be eating dead bird again anytime soon.

& I love Watership Down: "We... help... you..." - "Piss off!"
Okay, you need to watch it to understand how hilarious it is:

4:36

& there's a Coraline trailer!

This will become an addiction

2008-11-21T00:31:00.003+01:00

I made another mixtape. The music is upbeat but the lyrics are about unhappiness in one way or another. They are songs you can listen to when you're feeling down but don't want depressing music. See what I did there? :)

"I don't work, except on my genius"

2008-11-19T19:23:00.002+01:00

"It's so old-fashioned to work. I'd much rather lounge about the house all day looking fascinating. I'd rather look fascinating than have a permanent income. Am I insane?" - Morrissey

(Now, don't worry. It would be easier for me to get a job than to look fascinating.)

I did work on a story about a week ago, but then I stopped. I don't remember why. I think I forgot how it ended. It is possible that I forgot that troublesome bit between the beginning and the ending too. I hate everything I write anyway.

I listened to The Tiny for the first time today, which made me wonder why I haven't listened to them before. I've seen the name floating about on the net and in magazines, but I never paid attention. SO MUCH MUSIC&BOOKS&FILMS SO LITTLE TIME AND SO LITTLE BRAIN.

And... there's a new Watchmen trailer!

2008-11-17T23:06:00.002+01:00

I like it. Except Muse? That's just lame. Oh well. I'm pretty excited about this film even though I kind of agree with Alan Moore that it's unfilmable. I am too lazy to get into why and besides Nikhil is being granny-like and shouting at me to come down and have dinner.

Have sweet dreams about Rorschach, children!

I made a mixtape for you

2008-11-17T14:06:00.000+01:00

We went to Morrissons by mistake!

2008-11-15T20:46:00.005+01:00

Okay, we ended up not going to 'Crow Cragg' because it's expensive to go to Cumbria. We decided to go to York instead, which is only £7.50. However, I had no money. At all. So that fell through. What do you do when your plans fall through? You comfort eat! We went to Morrissons and bought chocolate cake. For one pound. Pave's pound, obviously. Then we went to my place, which smells of onions, by the way. We watched And Now for Something Completely Different and A Complete History of my Sexual Failures while eating the cake directly from the box. I'm telling you, it was almost as much fun as going to Sleddale Hall and getting drunk Withnail style would have been.

Since you didn't get an exciting entry and Pave and I didn't leave you any cake, here's Simon Amstell in a bunny suit. He's adorable!

"You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house?"

2008-11-10T10:43:00.005+01:00

We'll be found dead in here next spring.

We're going to this cottage here on Saturday. Because we are true fans and we're also awesome.

Min vän, om du läser det här

2008-11-07T03:16:00.001+01:00

Bara så att du vet.

Shiny!

2008-11-05T08:39:00.001+01:00

hijinksensue.com

Annars då?

2008-11-02T13:21:00.003+01:00

Don't be frightened of turning the page.

Jo jag rymde skolifrån och sedan tyckte jag att hösten kändes lite trist så jag åkte till ett land där det var vår och nu är jag tillbaka och det är allt som är säkert.

Pave....

2008-10-10T02:08:00.002+02:00

"You are my life now." Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! Best. Line. Ever.

I went to the temple with two of my housemates tonight and got red paint smeared on my face. I also got ignored by a girl who asked for everyone's phone number except mine. XD

"I'm an angel." - "What's your name?" - "Satan."

2008-10-07T18:48:00.002+02:00

This is from a children's film called The Adventures of Mark Twain.

Yeah...

I so want to watch it, though.

sPaRkLeDaZzLeToPaZbLoOd

2008-10-01T04:53:00.003+02:00

Why is everyone sleeping at four in the morning? Has the world gone mad? Anyway, I'm reading Cleolinda's notes on the Titanic of a failboat that is Breaking Dawn because I do want to know how the saga ends, I just don't want to read the book. Believe me, I tried. I tried really hard, but there was just too much suckiness and not enough lulz. It got to the point where not even Edward could make me laugh - I didn't think that was possible. I suffered through at least 500 pages, and then I couldn't take it anymore. It was too awful. I had to throw it away.

Yes. I threw a book in the bin. Normally I would give away a book I didn't like, but I strongly felt that this belonged in a heap of smelly, moldy leftovers. Giving this book to Oxfam would be morally reprehensible, because NOBODY SHOULD READ BREAKING DAWN.

Actual quote from the book: "It was a place where anyone could believe magic existed. A place where you just expected Snow White to walk right in with her apple in hand, or a unicorn to stop and nibble at the rosebushes."

There are whole passages that are much worse than that. Halfway into book one, I just wanted to scream, "Stop it, Meyer! It's not funny anymore!" at the top of my lungs. But she didn't stop. She just would not stop. So you see, I had to get rid of it.

"And if the lava monster came/I would block its flame from hurting you"

2008-09-24T00:19:00.002+02:00

That is what Conor Oberst looked like in his early teens. I know that there's a bigger version of that picture floating around somewhere on the internet, but I can't find it. Today, however, Pave found a torrent with Oberst's early recordings. I've been a Bright Eyes fan since I was about 16, so I've wanted to hear these songs for years. The best thing about them is that even though he has changed a lot since the time these songs were recorded (mainly his voice...), you can hear that it's Conor both in the music and in the lyrics. I enjoy them. I doubt that my housemates do.

Before I go back to giving Here's to Special Treatment my undivided attention, I think we need another quote from young Conor:

"Your memorial just fell
You can go to hell!"

Like a pie

2008-09-21T00:30:00.002+02:00

Last night was Joss Whedon and good films and junk food. Witnail & I + Pave = glee. Finally I have someone to say things like, "My thumbs have gone weird!" and "MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!" with.

We almost went to York today. Instead, we ended up in the city centre. Clothes were looked at, comics were read, CDs were bought and Dr Horrible was quoted. Actually, Dr Horrible was quoted a lot. Nikhil aux cheveux Shock Waves (two of my housemates are called Nikhil; from now on they will be referred to as Nikhil aux cheveux Shock Waves and Nikhil italiano) insisted on us going to Hyde Park, so we did. I recorded a documentary on the way. It features Pave and NacSW walking. On the pavement. I haven't come up with a name for it yet, but it's very interesting. In Hyde Park, NacSW and Pave sat on soil-barely-covered-by-grass and I sat on Pave's bag. We spied on people and watched dogs playing and discussed important matters such as, "Should you go to the cinema or should you simply download films and watch them at home?"

Since Pave is a terrible person she soon abandoned us and went home. I hope Bad Horse rays her. There was nothing left for me and NacSW to do but to go home and let our housemates comfort us.

Iä! Iä! ... Actually I don't remember how the rest goes...

2008-09-16T01:01:00.004+02:00

By the Necronomicon, I need to see this.

It's an adaption of The Call of Cthulhu...

...and it's a silent film!

How awesome is that? I'll tell you - it's as awesome as our landlord giving us Indian sweets when we went to the temple where he works to sign my contract.

Now it is bedtime. Of course, I always ignore that.

"I wonder," thought the hedgehog, "if the horse lies down to sleep, will it choke in the fog?"

2008-09-13T13:16:00.001+02:00

Alltså, jag dömer ju folk ganska mycket efter deras musiksmak...

2008-09-10T18:13:00.003+02:00

Fast enligt den här undersökningen har jag både hög och låg självkänsla på samma gång, eftersom jag lyssnar på både klassisk musik och indiepop. Hmm...

"It's not red, it's Crimson Glow" (the reason why I love Claire Danes)

2008-09-05T18:44:00.007+02:00

I loved My So-Called Life so much. I can't believe I almost forgot about it. It's easily one of the best TV series of the 1990s.

"I'm starting to like Anne Frank."
"Is she a sophomore too?"
"No, she's dead."

En jag-har-tråkigt-uppdatering

2008-08-19T17:07:00.002+02:00

Hm, jag har ett telefonnummer på mobilen som har namnet "Sh". Jag har funderat på vem det kan vara i flera dagar nu. Idag tog jag reda på att landsnumret är till Tyskland, så det är antagligen en av emofrillorna som bjöd in oss på frukost i Berlin, men varför "Sh"? Så går det när man sörplar i sig vodka red bull långt efter läggdags.

Lala... Enda anledningen till att jag skriver det här är att jag väntar på Pave så att vi kan kolla på Velvet Goldmine. Imorgon ska jag titta på ett rum.

I'm gonna make this pencil disappear

2008-08-16T14:29:00.002+02:00

Nu är jag i England igen. Jag bor hos Kshama tillsvidare. Allt har gått in i sin vanliga lunk: jag retar Kshama och Kshama försöker (och misslyckas med) att stöta på mig. Vi gick till The Light och såg The Dark Knight i förrgår, så nu har jag sett den två gånger. Jag måste ju ta igen att det tog så himla lång tid innan jag gick och såg den, liksom. Och så har jag läst The Killing Joke, men den var inte så bra som jag hade förväntat mig. Jag tyckte mest om sista sidan, den var snygg.

A mad dog chasing cars

2008-08-10T00:26:00.002+02:00

The Dark Knight was just aökdföfofdfjsoföjeoi. Yeah. I don't need to mention HeathLedgerasTheJoker, but I probably will anyway. I liked the lack of Katie Holmes. A lot.

SPOILERS BELOW (not that everyone hasn't seen it already)

I haven't read Batman, so I can't compare the film to the comic. I can't even compare the film to the other films, because the only other Batman film I've seen is Batman Begins.

Uhh... where was I? I forgot what I was going to write.

Anyway, Batman and The Joker kind of reminded me of Rorschach and The Comedian in Watchmen (which is part of the reason why I really, really want to read The Killing Joke now). Batman and Rorschach try to create order in a chaotic world by following a code ("You have all these rules and you think they'll save you." - The Joker), while The Joker and The Comedian deal with the chaos by accepting it, even embracing it. And they are all insane. Some more than others, of course. But then again, if the world is insane, how else are you supposed to react to it, etc und so weiter?

I thought the scariest thing about The Joker was that you got the sense that he never showed exactly how sick he was. He could have done a lot more damage if he had really let himself lose control. It was like he could control his madness, which makes him a lot more disturbing than all the people he let out of Arkham Asylum. I will have nightmares, and that creepy, creepy voice will be in them.

I was going to write someting about Harvey Dent/Two-Face (like, was he sane to begin with, or did The Joker see some latent madness in him?), but I can't be bothered.

And also, was there one non-depressing moment in the film? Maybe when the two ferries didn't blow each other up.

I am way too tired for this. Night, night, little vampire bats.

A drunken conversation between an angel and a demon

2008-08-07T01:34:00.003+02:00

"Just you think about it," said Crowley relentlessly. "You know what eternity is? You know what eternity is? I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the universe, and once every thousand years there's this little bird - "
"What little bird?" said Aziraphale suspiciously.
"This little bird I'm talking about. And every thousand years - "
"The same bird every thousand years?"
Crowley hesitated. "Yeah," he said.
"Bloody ancient bird, then."
"Okay. And every thousand years this bird flies - "
" - limps - "
" - flies all the way to this mountain and sharpens its beak - "
"Hold on. You can't do that. Between here and the end of the universe there's loads of - " The angel waved a hand expansively, if a little unsteadily. "Loads of buggerall, dear boy."
"But it gets there anyway," Crowley persevered.
"How?"
"It doesn't matter!"
"It could use a spaceship," said the angel.
Crowley subsided a bit. "Yeah," he said. "If you like. Anyway, this bird - "
"Only it is the end of the universe we're talking about," said Aziraphale. "So it'd have to be one of those spaceships where your descendants are the ones who get out at the other end. You have to tell your descendants, you say, When you get to the Mountain, you've got to - " He hesitated. "What have they got to do?"
"Sharpen its beak on the mountain," said Crowley. "And then it flies back - "
" - in the spaceship - "
"And after a thousand years it goes and does it all again," said Crowley quickly.
There was a moment of drunken silence.
"Seems a lot of effort just to sharpen a beak," mused Aziraphale.
"Listen," said Crowley urgently, "the point is that when the bird has worn the mountain down to nothing, right, then - "
Aziraphale opened his mouth. Crowley just knew he was going to make some point about the relative hardness of birds' beaks and granite mountains, and plunged on quickly.
" - then you still won't have finished watching The Sound of Music."

Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Or, as Dr Elliot Reid would say, "I laughed so hard I peed a little."

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

2008-08-05T23:00:00.003+02:00

JAG ÄR DEN ENDA I HELA VÄRLDEN SOM INTE HAR SETT DEN JAG MÅSTE SE DEN!

C'est tout.